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She decided to put on her shades after this guy came in.
” The sun hurts my eyes. “
Hmm.. I think it was more to it.
Maybe she’s a murderer & He was a witness and MAYBE JUST MAYBE she’s scared he may recognize her.
one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
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- smile and clap along
- have a sudden fit of coughing so you can awkwardly hide your face in your hands
- beat-box
- scream “dis my jAM” and jump on the table to break-dance
- sing amazing grace as loud as you possibly can until they stop singing to you
- go up to the closest person singing and hug them until they stop. however long it takes. keep holding them until they feel uncomfortable. bonus points for humming in their ear
- start a mosh pit
- striptease
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